Happyclown Museum

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April '98

The Hon. Conrad M. Black

P.C., O.C., B.A., M.A., LL.L., Litt.D., LL.D.,
D.D., D.D.S, D.V.S, P.E., R.N., R.V.,
L.M.N.O.P, M.O.U.S.E, U.N.C.L.E.,
Chairman and Chief Executive Officer,
Hollinger Inc.

Project AVIC .....



April '97 - March '98 *
abducted by aliens...

Conrad M. Black
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March '97

Gordon B. Hinckley - President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Global neighbours everywhere will delight in the latest public service initiative of President Hinckly and his Church, the technologically advanced "Public Service Announcement Virus" known among the many hi-tech professionals in the Salt Lake City area as the "PSAV".

Project PSAV .....

Gordon B. Hinckley
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February '97

Peter Munk - Chief Executive of Barrick Gold Corp.

Peter, well-known in the elbow-rubbing circles of Canadian business journalism as a golden sugar daddy with the young ladies, must be disappointed by his spurned alliance with Rukmana. As far as he's concerned, she's worth twice her weight in gold -- if not more. After all, he has a modest reputation to uphold as the man with the Midas touch.

Project Munkland .....

Peter Munk
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January '97

E.S. (TED) ROGERS -- President and Chief Executive Officer.

Our Global Neighborhood will face some tough choices down the road. We have clung to government intervention and protectionist measures to mislead our television industry - and we've been largely vindicated over the years for having done so.

This project will describe the major forces impinging on how we use and regulate television in the new millennia:

Stormy Monday .....

E.S. (TED) ROGERS
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December '96

Pope John Paul II was born Karol Joseph Wojtyla in Wadowice, Poland on May 18, 1920.

Already one of history's most active Successors of Saint Peter, our Happyclown yet again stuns Global Neighbours world wide by Introducing The Vatican Christmas Condom Drive in an effort to curtail overpopulation and unwanted pregnancy world wide.

The Vatican Christmas Condom Drive .....

Pope John Paul II
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November '96

Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu.

Happyclown is thrilled to commemorate Benjamin Netanyahu and his world changing "Project Exodus 2000" which plans to move the entire state of Israel to North America.

Project Exodus 2000 .....

Benjamin Netanyahu
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October '96

Raymond W. Smith was named chairman and chief executive officer of Bell Atlantic in 1989. Prior to that, he held the titles of president and vice chairman.
Happyclown is delighted to join Ray in promoting his visionary:

The Global Free Laundromat Network .....

Raymond W. Smith
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September '96

World Bank President James D. Wolfensohn. Since taking up the office on June 1, 1995, Mr. Wolfensohn has exemplified a new approach for the Bank; in part by working with grassroots organizations the world over to design original and effective strategies for meeting the needs of people and nations struggling with the economic, social, and political consequences of living in an imperfect world. Under Mr. Wolfensohn’s stewardship, the Bank has quietly developed it’s boldest and most proactive undertaking ever:

Project Jubilee .....

James D. Wolfensohn
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August '96

NASA Administrator Daniel S. Goldin, is working with Russian Space Agency (RSA) Director Yuri Koptev today along with other international Space Agencies to undertake the International Mars Mission (IMM) which will lead to the:

Martian Oosterbeek Habitat .....

Daniel S. Goldin
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