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Projects, Products and Promotions

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May '99 *
Michael Eisner, CEO Walt Disney Company
Hello there! I am writing to tell you how honored I am to have been selected for this very prestigious and special award. You know, people often ask, "what's the secret?" "The secret to what?" I ask. The secret to my success? The secret to the success of the Disney corporation? The secret to smelling as good as I smell after eating sandwiches as big and stinky as the ones I often eat? Well, I guess the main reason I am writing is to reveal these secrets to you, the fans.

Project Mickey & Donald .....

H A P P Y C L O W N
MUSEUM . EXHIBITS

April '98 *
The Hon. Conrad M. Black
P.C., O.C., B.A., M.A., LL.L., Litt.D., LL.D., D.D., D.D.S,
D.V.S, P.E., R.N., R.V., L.M.N.O.P, M.O.U.S.E, U.N.C.L.E.,
Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Hollinger Inc.

AVIC .....

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April '97 - March '98 *
abducted by aliens...

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Happyclown 1997
Projects Gallery

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Happyclown 1996
Projects Gallery

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Project Blue Beam Patrol

This amazing technology allows Project Blue Beam Patrol to create holographic decoys of Police Officers that will patrol our city streets along with and among our own finest. The criminals will not be able to tell which are the real officers and which are the holograms.

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Project GE Electronic Tree

Not only does one GE Electronic Tree produce several hundred times the amount of oxygen of it's organic twin but the decorative Electronic Tree is completely self sustaining in any environment, all it needs is minimal access to water and light and it will pump out gallons of fresh air continuously with very little maintenance.

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Bilder Burger Vegetarian Sandwich

People are eating a more varied and nutritious diet and McDonald's is changing to reflect current tastes. This is why McDonald's has developed their new Bilder Burger Vegetarian Sandwich to complement their traditional menu.

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Visit our boutique and take a look at our fun Happyclown stuff, our Boutique has lots of enteraining Happyclown Memorabilia and if you have any family events coming up, Happyclown stuff makes a perfect gift for a child or an adult.

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