Project Stormy Monday
In the nineteen ninety-two "PTB papers" it is revealed that Ted Rogers and Marshal Mcluhan met at the "Spiro's Room" of the Toronto International Spartican, an airport lounge.
Together they worked on the initial draft of "Stormy Monday", a manual instructionary for the 50's Phillips' "Tall-Box Visionary," a classic television.
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The "PTB" (Phillips' Tall-Box), as it has come to be known, was advanced in it's modern industrial design. It's "grained oak" exterior and customed interactivity, furnished with rounded corners and disk dials hinged on ball bearings, is currently unavailable due to patents held by the recent owners of Roger's First Super Channel.
The secret "Lonsdale Transcripts", the "PTB" papers, became available only earlier this week breaking years of government cover-ups and ... aliens.
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As hard as it might seem to believe ... TV stations in Canada have been taken over by not only the government media departments, ie. National Film Board and CBC, but also by the "*^4*^4*^$^*5" (sic) of the Martian "&^rt" satellite, the largest satellite orbiting it's third moon.
Used as an "9&R quick transbooster" the newly modified ANIK 2 satellite was appropriated from Canadian atmospace by Mars early in 1996 to be used as a relay interpreter.
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Through this, and the Antarctica "Tovelschlitz" transmitter, Mars gained covert access to what is now Rogers Cable System causing a massive exodus from the Progressive Conservative political party, the company's main funder. It seems that both parliamentary MP's and the Martian antenna were receiving terminal migraines from the "PTB".
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Marshal McLuhan is not dead.
Late in 1989 the AV Roe company of US Reichmans Inc. (a division of Time/NBC) bought the "electrically reminded" brain of murdered Marshal McLuhan from the U of T for fifty dollars.
That and the promise of more seasons of the Fox Television Network for ten years to the Macleans Magazine magnate "8^%97ly Zljk" of Mars.
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He (She? It?) had abducted Macleans Ltd through a trade for 7 1/2 tonnes of "lJGIyrttg" mineral ore and the return of the first South Pacific Mars Probe launched secretly in 75 by AV Roe USA.
The probe's anti-gravity design and it's "Nazi" engineering was useful in the "fifth" Mars launch with it's insect crew in early 1996.
The "lJGIyrttg proposal" of September 1991, a Masonic palindrome that fetured Macleans owner Tedward Rogers meeting with the "electrically reminded" brain of Marshal McLuhan to discuss the availability of the 1950s TV set the "PTB". Within the "PTB" papers it is discussed how with subtle and correct use the "PTB" can recodify "electronically reminded" Martian signals from the "soon to be purchased" ANIK 2 satellite.
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As where all new models of television, save the Sony colourvox of 1995, have discarded most of the features enabling one to "speak martian" the "PTB" was, at that time, of wide spread galactic concern.
How much of a concern is fully illustrated with proper understanding and study of the "Stormy Monday" manuals, which were as previously stated, unavailable until earlier this week when this month's Happyclown, Ted Rogers, made the available to selected Global Neighbours who forwarded this amazing information to Happyclown Inc. for publication.
Ted Rogers made the stunning announcement after realising the degree to wich local Canadian culture was being speezed out of the Market Place by well funded Martian Programming.
Happyclown is thrilled to commerate Mr. Rogers for his bravery and we hope that the Martians and their powerfull earthly alies take this well.