The Martian Oosterbeek Habitat

The International Mars Mission

Over the next 16 years the IMM will be sending experimental probes and unmanned spacecraft to provide the experience and information needed to undertake the Martian Oosterbeek Habitat. By the year 2013 the construction of the Martian Oosterbeek Habitat will be largely completed and the Mars colony will be largely self sufficient. The Martian Oosterbeek Habitat will be a facility for scientific research as well as a comfortable Corporate Retreat for the philanthropic Bilderberg Group, which will make the new Mars Oosterbeek Habitat its new permanent home.

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The Bilder Burger will send you to Mars

In order to help us commemorate to launch of the historic McDonald’s Bilder Burger Vegetarian Sandwich, our Happyclown, Dan Goldin and NASA have agreed to allow a select few of McDonald’s billions of worldwide customers along for the ride. Be among the first civilians to enter and enjoy the new Martian Oosterbeek Habitat, where the illustrious members of the Bilderberg Group will entertain you at their deluxe new space colony.

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The Martian Oosterbeek Habitat will have all the finest recreational facilities to make your stay not only out of this world, but very comfortable as well. Of course, the world’s first Extraterrestrial Cafeteria will be catered by McDonald’s so there will be plenty of nutritious and delicious Bilder Burgers available. Enter our essay contest for a chance to get yourself on board the TRW Space & Technology's Mars Shuttle in the year 2013!

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