The General Electric Electronic Tree

If one commodity was chosen as the single most important resource in our Global Neighbourhood without a doubt it would be the air we breathe.

Without oxygen, life on this planet would not exist as we know it; and that's why Happyclown Inc. is thrilled to introduce our latest client, General Electric" and their wonderful new Electronic Tree.

Oxygen is produced primarily by photosynthesis; the process by which plants convert water and carbon dioxide to sugar and oxygen; we are dependent on plants and trees to create our air.

Our planet earth is really a small place, and as our society grows we have less and less free space; the amount of spare land that we can employ to contain large forests for producing our oxygen is getting more and more limited.

Well, we all know the planet isn't going to get any bigger, so we have to find more efficient ways to use the land that we have. Of course we still need air -- but wouldn't it be great if we could produce that air without having to dedicate separate land for it? If we could have an oxygen source that would blend in with our civilized environments and still produce sufficient air?

Well that's exactly what GE's new Electronic Trees do! About the size of a regular tree, the electronic tree uses an electrochemical process that's astonishingly similar to the natural process of photosynthesis used by trees, but vastly more efficient.

Not only does one GE Electronic Tree produce several hundred times the amount of oxygen of its organic twin but the decorative Electronic Tree is completely self sustaining in any environment; all it needs is minimal access to water and light and it will pump out gallons of fresh air continuously with very little maintenance.

So let's all draw a sigh of relief! GE's Electronic Tree is a bold step forward in ensuring that our Global Neighbourhood will continue to have fresh air to breathe.