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Hello Idiophiles, I'm DMYTRI KLEINER and welcome to iQ. What does iQ mean? idio-audio Quotes? I, Quirk? Anyway ... The various packages of babble you will find in this section are some of my articles from idio-audio, the mailing list. Any member of the mailing list can contribute articles and often articles result in discussions on the list. Most of the article concern idiosynchratic events in the Toronto Area. Enjoy.

Annie Sprinkle ^{Incorruptible Innocence}*
Annie got her start in pornography when she was 18 and has evolved into her current "media whore" personality over the last couple of decades -- her "pleasure advocate" shtick is now fully developed.

Theremin ^{Electronic Music Pioneer}*
The Theremin looks like a podium with an antenna projecting up vertically out of it on the right edge and another metal do-dad curving out and back horizontally from the left side.

Yoko Ono ^{ONO! It's Yoko} *
The real truth is, of course, that after working with artists the stature of John Cage, John Lennon may have been the LEAST significant musician Yoko had worked with up until that point, the Beatles ruined Yoko Ono's Career.

Combustable Edison ^{All Things Swank}*
Imagine the House Band at the Devil's Cocktail Parties on Venus. The four men dressed in dreamy stunning space set silver glitter robes, the lovely and breathtakingly talented female lead singer and multi instrumentalist, Lilith, in an elegant evening gown.

Rusty Ryan ^{One Big Drag Queen}*
Rusty is a comedienne. If you imagine an alloy of Bob Hope and Divine you have Rusty Ryan, lots of tits and lesbians and fat jokes and glib innuendos, Rusty works the crowd like a flamming Henny Youngman but at El Convento Ricco, jokes are not the main attraction and Rusty Ryan also does lip synch.

Millennium Fever ^{An Idiosyntactix Memorandum}*
Year 2000... Somewhere between sunset of the night before and sunrise on THE DAY, everything will change. Undead religious heroes will resurrect. Aliens will invade. Computer programs will crash and cause apocalyptic data errors, banks will collapse, cultists worldwide will commit mass suicides and other eccentric gestures..

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