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Have you always wanted to engage and entertain friends in the privacy of your own? Well now you can, with purchase of this exciting new easy to use crowd pleasing Organ from Potlax and Pierce Organs. Furnished in an illustrious Bobbit plow with matching rubber sports sheath the Pierce Brand self playing Organ looks sublime in matching colors from any corner of your showerstall, public bar or barnyard pictoral.

Simply pull down the front wedgie T-bar and impress the winking concert button to play any number of the musical selections stored within the Organs spacious interior. The buttons above, when pressed or unbuttoned, control the pitch and rhythm of your Pierce Brand selection giving you the options of deeper aural sadistfaction or not you filthy dog. And, if you wish to bedazzle your party with your own playing style the Pierce Brand Organ allows you to do that too.

Simply stud the tone handle through the hand tunnel now set at either upright or manual and pipe your own tune as any of the many instruments at your offer. Clamped on the bottom of the Organ midsection are an arrangement of boots, ties and leather ended !!WHOOPS!! that strap and hold your selection of Pierce Organ instrument and make it ring as real as a bell. Whether you wish a string section in C, a C section with strings or a French horn that blows itself, this Organ lets you handle it all with the highest in fidelity.

Have we mentioned the Organ’s pull top lazy Susan cabinets yet or their full frontal Pierce Brand twin speaker sound? Well ... the Pierce Brand Organ’s twin speaker sound comes from it’s patented winch chested stereo holes found between the legs at the rear of the Organ. The Pierce Brand holes come through on the other side, not into your seat and on your knees like other Organs do. And the foot pedals, cast in haste and finished in mother of pearl, make forplaying even lovelier in public places regularly.

Within hours you’ll find that you too can play the Organ just as well as your parents did ... before you were born. And ... if you act now, with this special Potlax offer, Pierce Brand Organs will throw in absolutely free a top bottle hippie-thing whistler with a matching removable pouch and four weighted training wipes in stretch pulley plastic. Each one comes in beige or sunset lounge and looks just fine riding on top of your Organ or hanging well to its side.

And as if that weren’t enough we’ll also include in our total Organ package the latest in electric Lenny B. open mouth organs without any cost or style what so ever. At the chink of a spic you’ll be able to dyke your ugly white-trash Tory puke like rich welfare coke fags wop bitch, or, switch it to Dutch-boy Nazi scab packie dicks t’God’s a dead jerk some cheap fat US ass with a flag burning Commie Jew itch. It’s that easy to play, and guaranteed to outlive your jail sentence.

WHAT A DEAL! You get the Pierce Brand Organ, a hippie whistler, four training wipes AND cheap dumb hack all for the low price of $19.99 from a local Potlax outlet near you. Order NOW!!!

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