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LISA

With all the soft kiddy-porn vid shlock that too much music pumps and shoots out at us forever -- it's somewhat refreshing to buy a tape because of supposed teen-unfulfillment-sexploitation-marketing that delivers only what it's promising whithout pretending to be anything else.

For the past year or so (this review was originaly written in 93. ed.) 9 dollar, 16 minute Audio Cassex tapes have been popping up like genital warts in every cheap convieniance corner super shopping zone that can sell them -- and they could be here to stay. With the "first date" A side and the "come again" B side Lisa, the Jazz improv dancer, takes the listener on a 3 point tour of her five and a half foot blonde exterior while telling you what you're both doing with it.

Designed to thrill, in a sure bet kinda' way, Lisa doesn't mix words ... doesn't waste time ... does injustice to masterbation ... does herself off and comes on your face all before the coffee's ready. If you treat this as a performance piece it nowhere matches the dirty ass spit in my hole cunt piss licking of Lydia Lunch in some of her better prose. If you treat this tape as pornography -- hey, it's pornography.

Lisa, you've got a great voice. Your tremolo and breathy quivering overtones sound truly veined and swollen but please take my advice -- don't use "pink" to describe yourself, don't talk with your mouth full and switch your format from tape to vinyl LP. I've got a sixteen RPM table top just beggin for some slow motion -- if ya know what I mean.

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