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"If I could travel there..." A trip to Mars as a guest of the distinguished Bilderburgers is very desirable. If I could travel there I would be fortunate to learn from those who really make the world (s?) what it is. For the last several decades those Bilderburgers have been meeting secretly to help plan a better world for all of us (who are left after the wars for profit). We should feel honored to be shepherded (roped & branded) by such fine leaders into the new world(s) order.
Gpansey
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"If I could eat one..." A trip to Mars to enjoy some tasty Bilder Burgers is very desirable. If I could eat one I would be fortunate to enjoy the fresh taste of this 100% vegetarian sandwich in a different world. For the last several decades those Burger Lovers have been meeting secretly to help plan a better sandwich for all of us (who are left after the wars for soft drinks). We should feel honored to be provided with (wrapped & brand named) such fine nutrition into the new world(s).
Quirk
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"Human-alien hybrids..."
As far as I know the Bilderburg people ain't done crap, and the only reason I'm entering this contest is because I had a cool dream about Mars. I got off the shuttle and thousands of little martians surrounded me. They dragged me into the sea of tranquility, and then put me on one of its ringy things. I then was thrown onto one of its moons and was violated repeatedly by a native. As soon as I stopped bleeding, I was taken to the earthling control lab and was dissected, remaining alive however. When they reassembled me I felt as though something was missing, and when I used the restroom a little later I realized what. I then proceeded to go back to the ECL only to find that my dingaling was being used to make human-alien hybrids to take over the planet zorgamorg. And I think it be pretty interestin' for that to happen to me.
Logan Davis
davis@indy.net
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"Try to squeeze by..." I believe that the Bilderberg group, which I really don't know much about them execpt for this website can better our global community in a number of ways. One way is to help is to stop making new laws, because by nature Humans are rebellious and will always try to see if they could outsmart the law or try to squeeze by it. Laws restrict humans from finding themselves and being who they are, nevertheless some laws are needed for the tie being while some other laws are meanless and a waste. Another way is to help society see that everyone is equal and not inferior or superior to one or the other. It doesn't matter if this persons fat, skinny, average, rich, poor, dresses strange, stupid, dumb, etc...... They are the same and are equally important to his world as everyone is. These are only are a few ways I think how the Bilderberg group can help better our gobal comunity. There are many more ways, yet to be thought up to have the Bilderberg group to help our ourselves and the world. I am, but a vocie of many trieng to help my fellow friends.
Adrienne Yanolatos
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"Vegitarian meals is very good..." The builderburger is a very good idea that will be good for the world. The idea of a major corperation adopting vegitarian meals is very good. Not only is it good for vegitarians, but also for anybody that is watching thier weight. McDonalds is a place that you caan just drive up to. You normally think of good, but high fat burgers. Now with the builder burger, you get good McDonalds taste, with not as much fat. This way you can still eat on the run, but not have to run to burn all the fat off. It is also good to know that some major companies are thinking about people besides the normal carnivorous types. Very few major companies do that. it is a very good idea in my oppinion, for all the reasons listed. It will truly change the world for the better. Now, maybe more companies will be tempted on the idea of vegetarian burgers.
Sencerely yours,
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"Kicks out of dropping acid..."
Well its hunting season on Mars, and we know what that means. (not a damn thing)! This is because the unexplored, and often the unwanted is banished by society.If we had the initiative to explore the moon in a time where kids got there kicks out of dropping acid, and presidents had laisons with women in the white house. We should surely have it today. This means that moral deterioration has had no effect on the space program. So, you may ask yourself,"what slowed our once steady progress to space"? When asked this perpetually puzzeling question, Fox Maulder stated, simply that the truth is out there whether we want it or not. Well Mr. Maulder I concur! However the rest of those wierdos in our imorral society believe something else. However as long as we have people who are as motivated as you and I, this dream of reaching Mars will never be lost. Well, I for one won't let it be lost This is why I feel I have earned the right to win the slot to Mars.
P.S. I just hope they wont be needing a psychlogical evaluation.
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"I will work for food..."
I thought I had seen all the episodes of the x-files, but to be honest, I have no idea what the Bilderberg group is. If it's true that they're helping the global community, I think one of the best things they could do for humanity is to put me off the planet. Yes, I will work for food, and a cozy little habbitat, on Mars. You don't even have to bring me back. I'll volunteer for a one way ticket to Mars, right now, and do all th work assignments you guys assign to help pave the way for future missions to Mars. Give the word, and I'll be see Elton John's Rocket Man all the way home!
John Erik Ege
fstars@airmail.net
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