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Claire Luna Nomination Marathon
"I think she is a real clownish person."
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"I know that she's not a really famous person, but she is a clown. She also never stops asking these really intimate questions about our sexual lives. That's kinda clownish."
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"I'm running out of steam. Sorry."
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"I like your page, and Claire will have sex with you if she's the Happyclown."
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"What are you wearing? Claire wants to know what she's getting into. She's a careful clown."
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"Are you annoyed yet?"
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"I think that you really should make Claire the Happyclown, not because she's really clownish, but because she likes to make other people very happy. I don't think that she's into the whole big shoes and red nose thing, but what do I know?"
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"Claire is a good Happyclown candidate because she's not really the type of person who's going to sue your ass when she sees her picture on the Internet with a big ass red nose and yellow hair. You should think about that, since the guy to the left of this box is my uncle, and you're in deep shit."
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"She said she'd suck your dick too."
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"I think this is too much damn fun, I'm going to stop."
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"I lied."
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"She's presently wacking people on my roommate's bed. I think that that's pretty clownish, since my roommate is a church boy."
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"Wait, I have to take back all of these nominations, because Claire just said that she doesn't like to be laughed at. I guess that clownish can't be that way. Sorry to bother you. Have a fun life, Sorry again, BYE."
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"I lied again, sorry."
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"I'll send you a picture tommorrow, and then if Claire wins, you get oral sex. Think about it."
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