Don't cry for me, Dimmy Kleiner,
  The truth is, you're just a whiner: 
  Simpering, whimpering,
    Never too relevant,
  But with an ego
    Big as an elephant ... 

  Don't post your trash, little Quirky
  We all know you're a turkey
  Running on empty
    Imagination: 
  Word diarrhea,
    Thought constipation. 

  And as for free speech, and the right to post,
  Well, you never really wanted it,
      Except if YOU had something to say,
  You'd use a megaphone,
      To interrupt a theatre or film,
  And cry "censor" when they took it away. 

  And as to logic:  we we all impressed
  To hear the Selby was of national interest; 
  We are waiting now,
    Until you discover the earth and solar system are also a part
    And you'll post to world.news to tell us whenever you fart. 

  Don't cry for us, dimbulb Kleiner
  You really should try a one-liner
  For you go on so,
     Ranting and lippng,
  Dribbling on just
     Like a nose dripping ... 

  Give us a break, 
    And get out of your rut.. 
  For under a pony tail .. 
    We often find a horse's butt. 

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