``How does the laundry solution work? It is structured water that emits far-infrared electro magnetic waves through the walls of the container into your laundry water. This causes the water molecule cluster to disassociate...''
- The Laundry Solution ad
I'm not even going to get started on the tachyon crystals, facilitated communicators, modern day Mesmerizers, homeopathic healers, young-earthers, Laundry Balls, and the like. And I'm not going to step in and get my shoes dirty by wading around in the hoax of evangelical scientism - the belief that doing good science is equivalent to divining The Truth. I'll just highlight a few of the more or less notorious products of nuts in white lab coats here.
A perpetual favorite invention of the crack scientist is the Perpetual Motion Machine. The never-ending (spiritual?) quest for a free lunch energy-wise also led to Pons and Fleischmann announcing (prematurely) the discovery of cheap and easy cold fusion.
Oh yeah, and remember Element 118?
A special digression is in order here for crackpot city planning. I'm thinking here of the brilliant hack of the early 1800s perpetrated by a fellow named Lozier, who managed to convince a sizable crowd of New Yorkers that Manhattan was in imminent danger of tipping over under the weight of sprawling construction. After a few days, Lozier came up with the plan of cutting the island loose, towing it out into the Atlantic, turning it around and reattaching it to the mainland. He enlisted (I'm not kidding, folks) hundreds of people in this wacky scheme.
Scientists can make fun of the nut job creationists all they want, but the peppered moth whose photo has been shown to countless students as evidence of evolution through natural selection turns out to have been a fraud.
Some foes of biomedical dystopia have tried to force the issue by submitting a patent for a genetically engineered part-human, part-mouse ``humouse.'' Jeremy Rifkin says: ``I wanted to revisit the question of what is legally patentable and what is not. But you can't bring litigation against the patent office. They have utter discretion, and you can't challenge them from the outside. The only way to be a player is to apply for a patent.''
On the medical front, snake-oil salesmen have been a colorful part of the American landscape since the beginning.
One of the best and brightest was Dr. John Romulus Brinkley whose name will be forever associated with the goat glands he surgically installed in the scrota of men who wanted to be as horny as the hooved ones. He rode the goat gland craze to media and political power, and remains perhaps the king of American quacks.
Don't miss our special report on Dr. Drown's Homo-Vibra Ray and the many modern uses of radionics.
Speaking of questionable devices, there are law enforcement agencies in the U.S.A. who spent $8,000 for a plastic box with an antenna that was advertised as having frankly miraculous abilities of crime detection. I wonder how many search warrants were issued based on the findings of the Quadro QRS 250G.
Dr. William Osler, Professor of Medicine at Johns Hopkins University, liked to invent curious sexually-related medical scenarios and submit them as letters to medical journals under the pseudonym Dr. Egerton Yorrick Davis.
A nice parody of pseudoscientific doomsaying is the ongoing tongue-in-cheek terrorist campaign to ban dihydrogen monoxide. Perhaps tongue-in-cheek, perhaps not, is the lonely and difficult road tread by Flat Earth types.
The discovery / invention / manipulation of the ``gentle'' Tasaday, a stone-age tribe from the Philippine islands, is still being unraveled. Botanists and even the occasional ornithologist get into the act of scientific fraud (insert your favorite ``for the birds'' pun here).
Biologist Paul Kammerer was one of the leading lights of biology in the 1920s, and helped extend the life of the (now discredited) theory of Lamarkian inheritance. His suicide after it was discovered that some of his experimental animals had been crudely faked forms one of the cautionary fables of scientific ethics.
More recently, a biologist at Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory was accused of fudging data to boost his finding that the electromagnetic radiation from power lines could change the way cellular membranes operate.
Also worth mentioning here is Alan Sokal's Social Text hoax, in which the physics professor wrote a paper on how modern physics and postmodern philosophy now agree that nothing exists. Perhaps he was right about that, but he didn't actually believe any of it, he just was trying to throw together a bunch of pomo gibberish with lots of footnotes to see if they'd publish it.
Could the obscuricists get revenge on the physicists for this insult? Some say they already have.
|On This Day in Hoaxstory||August 22, 2000: California Secretary of State Bill Jones issues a press release warning that anyone who uses voteauction.com "is guilty of a felony and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law." (See Guerrilla Hacks for more political shenanigans)|