# Stuff I Wrote

- Men's Movements
- We must not inflict marriage on homosexuals (1997) - a letter to the editor.
- The LSD Tattoo Urban Legend FAQ by Dave Gross.
- The 'Blue Star' Meme: Applying Natural Selection Thinking to Urban Legends (1996)
- Give the Politicians a Hand (1996) - a letter to the editor.
- A Celebration of American Democracy (1996)
- Biography of a Hasheesh Eater (1995) - the life of American psychedelic pioneer Fitz Hugh Ludlow.
- Haiku, 12th C., Chini Chin-Chin (1995)
- Work in progress: The Game (1995)
- Crazy (1995)
- Pleasure! (1995)
- Sheffield to Lawrence (1995)
- Sheffield to Florence (1995)
- Carbondale to Sheffield (1995)
- Dave Hops a Freight (1995)
- journal excerpts (1994)
- Hopping freight (1994)
- More anecdotes about sex and food (1994)
- Rough Draft Outline for Suicide Note Writer's Workshop (1994)
- From the unpublished journals of William H. Lowgren (part 3) (1994)
- From the unpublished journals of William H. Lowgren (part 1) (1994)
- The strangest thing happened to me. .. (1994)
- Burning Man, part 7 (1994)
- Burning Man, part 6 (1994)
- Burning Man, part 5 (1994)
- Burning Man, part 3 (1994)
- Choose Your Own Adventure (1994)
- Alaska (1994)
- The White Man's History (1994) - if you only knew the terrible truth.
- In the next war they will bury the dead in cellophane (1994)
- Day Terror (1994)
- Regret, part two (1994)
- My Drug Dealer, Pete (1994)
- I, Robot (1994)
- Stories and a dream (1994)
- High Weirdness (1994)
- The Plight of the Aborigine (1994)
- Massage Night at the m00n (1994)
- My short, happy career as an international narcotics trafficker (1994)
- Plastic Surgery Disasters (1994)
- Karma-Samsara (1994)
- Knowledge Discovery in Databases (1994)
- Me cry a river (1994)
- Green Again (1994) (also here)
- In a neighboring dimension, a child prodigy writes a symphony... (1994)
- 1978 Datsun B210 (1994)
- The Diary of Ted Frank (1994)
- The Perfect Pasta Recipe comes in a Fever Dream, and The Game (1994)
- Burning Man (1994)
- Pink Floyd, mushrooms, and the cause of the illusion of mortality (1994)
- Amsterdam (1994)
- Dire Wolf (1994)
- Just another peek under the skull of Dave (1994)
- Pass the tylenol (1994)
- A Day in the Life of a Male Women's Studies Minor (1994)
- Pictures at Burning Man (1994)
- Dave Gross's writings from the Nerdnosh Archives (1994-1995)
- Epigenetic Solutions to the Adoption Problem in Evolutionary Psychology, or The Adoption Meme (1993).
- It's Here: Smog in San Luis Obispo (1993) - it's not just for L.A. anymore.
- "Reprogramming Your Mind for Fun and Profit" (with a brief review of meme theory) (1993).
- The Weather and Wildlife of Willow Creek Country Estates - an improper short story.
- Reproductive Rights: Do Men Have Them Too? (1992) - a feature article
- The Brother Jed Phenomenon
- The Use of Chaos Theory in the Development of Artificial Neural Systems (1991) - a review of the (then) current literature (also here).
- My Days in S.N.I.P. (Students for a Negative Increase in Population).
- "Sexual Harassment Laws Become Tools of Censors" (also here).
- "Husband Battering".
- Dave Gross reviews the movie "Malcolm X" (1992)
- Dave Gross reviews the movie "Thelma and Louise" (1991)
- Customer Oriented Marketing (1991) - an observation of insipid Unocal booth bandit training material.
- Dave Gross reviews the book "Custody: A True Story" by Elizabeth Morgan