The Ishmael Gradsdovic Papers
An Index
Introduction
- Part One: A new decade's resolutions
- Part Six: Ishmael in Amsterdam
- Part Seven: International Narcotics Trafficking
- Part Eight: Gilligan's Island and the Berlin Wall
- Part Ten: A dream at the Capitol
- Part Eleven: Bill Clinton and the toilet courtyard
- Part Thirteen: Product tampering
- Part Fourteen: Obsessive-compulsive disorder
- Part Fifteen: The grateful dead
- Part Seventeen: Three dreams
- Part Eighteen: Stomach-flu, pasta, zen curriculum
- Part Nineteen: Fractal dimensions of perspective
- Part Twenty-One: Massage night at the m00n
- Part Twenty-Two: Conference of Venereal Diseases
- Part Twenty-Three: Crocodile teeth
- Part Twenty-Four: A survey of stories
- Part Twenty-Five: A visit to the drug dealer
- Part Twenty-Six: A three-hour tour
- Part Twenty-Seven: Death in the afternoon
- Part Twenty-Eight: You'd never guess who's sterile
- Part Thirty: Trickster Gods on the offensive
- Part Thirty-One: On the bus to Burning Man
- Part Thirty-Two: Wandering on the playa
- Part Thirty-Three: Ishmael's wishes granted
- Part Thirty-Four: Sex in a hot tub
- Part Thirty-Five: Multiple personalities
- Part Thirty-Six: Face Plant
- Part Thirty-Seven: Alien Abduction
- Part Thirty-Eight: Taking Alabama for a vast practical joke
- Part Thirty-Nine: Pleasure
- Part Forty: Dreams of Youth, part one
- Part Thirty-Ten: Dreams of Youth, part two
- Part Forty-One: Dreams of Youth, part three
- Part Forty-Two: Dreams of Youth, part four
- Part Forty-Three: Ebonic History Lesson
- Part Forty-Five: Elephant Shaft Fashion
- Part Forty-Six: The suicide note writing workshop
- Part Forty-Seven: Knowledge Discovery in Databases
- Part Forty-Eight: Ishmael in Arkansas
- Part Forty-Nine: Parallel thoughts
- Part Fifty: Ashes from Burning Man
- Part Fifty-One: Ishmael scraps
- Part Fifty-Two: On the masturbation epidemic
- Part Fifty-Three: A poem for Pancreas
- Part Fifty-Four: "The Game" (part one)
- Part Fifty-Five: "The Game" (part four)
- Part Fifty-Six: A very peculiar dream
- Part Fifty-Seven: Ishmael blows the lid off of the UBBS
- Part Fifty-Eight: A letter from Ishmael to Sputnik
- Part Fifty-Nine: The Myth of Icarus
- Part Sixty: Ishmael reflects on despair
- Part Sixty-One: Odd drugs and sticky strippers
- Part Sixty-Two: A weird and lucid dream
- Part Sixty-Three: Ishmael travels with the octopus messiah, I think
- Part Sixty-Four: Ishmael on the road to hell
- Part Sixty-Five: Toothpaste, words, and the Mother Plane
- Part Sixty-Six: Catalog of Madness
- Part Sixty-Seven: "A Day in the Life of Ishmael Gradsdovic"
- Regarding Ishmael's Scary Car
- An Interview with Ishmael Gradsdovic
- The Fishes
- A Letter from The President
- A Letter from The Prosecutor
- A Letter to High Times Magazine
- Regarding one "Jesus Had A Big Dick" Bumper-Sticker
- Ishmael gets "the clam"
- The Elvis Little Collection: Ishmael's pseudonymous erotica
- Searching for Ishmael: A collection of search-engine entries that led people to these pages.
- Watching the Watchtower: (search for "Gradsdovic") - a dispatch from Cunt, Denmark
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